listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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