But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Couch. On fire.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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