Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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