i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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