"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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