i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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