This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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