TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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