He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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