I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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