Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
he high fived his dick after we had sex
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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