Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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