so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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