I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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