Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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