He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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