This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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