Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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