nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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