I will die if light touches me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
