I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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