well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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