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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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