So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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