Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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