What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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