i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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