Sry I called you an 8
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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