Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You are a genius and a whore.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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