i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
