not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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