Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Don't make out with my wife yet
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
