If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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