Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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