Too much gin, very little bucket
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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