Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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