Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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