Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
farters have to be the big spoon...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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