How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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