i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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