white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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