Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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