i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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