we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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