i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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