Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
