Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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