I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
