When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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