Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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