She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Boobs are out for the taking
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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