Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
wow bdsm is so cute
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
