i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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