Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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