whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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