"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So much rum. So many feels.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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