i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
