The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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