we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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