You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
that may or may not have been my penis.
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